PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL SLAMMIN'

Wanna whip up some real purple drank that'll knock you out? Listen up, cuz this ain't no cookbook. This here's the truth on how to make the best drink. You gonna want some lean, that blue liquid gold. Mix it up with some mountain dew, and don't forget the promethazine to slow you down. Now, listen carefully: this drink ain't for the faint of heart.